Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” but there is no reply
He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
This time , she sent this text back,
“OMG really?”
Husband replied,
“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”
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