A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.


A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered👇Continue Reading Below in the first C0MMENT👇
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. ‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’, St. Peter asked.
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‘Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered.

‘On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of all of you!’

St Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’

‘Couple of minutes ago.’

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