Sarah Gilbert Says Roseanne Ruined Her Life: “Nobody Will Hire Me”

Roseanne’s return to the spotlight has been a joy to watch. But few people are paying attention to the “woke” crowd left in her wake.

After a jury handed her control of “The Conners,” she tossed the show in the trash and used her newfound influence to make sure nobody would hire anyone who refused to back her.

Sarah Gilbert, who plays Darlene, was on the top of the list.

“I can’t believe she’s being so petty,” said Gilbert, “Nobody will hire me. All I did was call her a racist like everyone else. I mean, I also too her job, but that’s a different issue. She didn’t need it anymore.”

Gilbert has apparently been looking for a new gig for about two months to no avail. “She’s not exactly A’list,” said Kevin Sorbo, “she had a spot on Big Bang, the child actress thing on Roseanne, and like one other thing ever. Who will even remember her?”

“I always have to ask who she is,” said Gina Carano, “she’s got that familiar face. Like…’wasn’t she in that one show for a season?’ type looks.” Carano says she doubts someone with such a myopic life-view will ever be taken seriously.

Roseanne’s spokesman said she couldn’t care less if Darlene goes broke.

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