A body builder takes off his shirt & a blonde says “Whow what a great chest u have!” he says 100 Ibs of dynamite Babe.
He takes off his pants & the blonde says “What massive calves u have!” he replies thats 100 lbs of dynamite babe! He than re- moves his underwear & the blonde goes running screaming in fear. He puts his clothes on & chases behind her. He catches her & ask why she ran like that. The blonde replies “I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after i saw how short the fuse was!
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the man…
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said…
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The…
A Janitor’s Unexpected Stage In the grand halls of Lexington Music Center, where chandeliers cast dancing shadows across marble floors and orchids filled the air, stories of…
A man from Birmingham, England, who legally changed his name to King Of Ink Land King Body Art The Extreme Ink-ite, has shared rare photos revealing how…
My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t know”…