A body builder takes off his shirt & a blonde says “Whow what a great chest u have!” he says 100 Ibs of dynamite Babe.
He takes off his pants & the blonde says “What massive calves u have!” he replies thats 100 lbs of dynamite babe! He than re- moves his underwear & the blonde goes running screaming in fear. He puts his clothes on & chases behind her. He catches her & ask why she ran like that. The blonde replies “I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after i saw how short the fuse was!
Four married men chose to go fishing together one day. As they threw their lines into the water, they talked about what they had given up to…
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness, A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too. ”Irish man…
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first…
A woman marries a man and has 10 children. The man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The next man dies, so the…
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food…