My wife and I were trapped in an elevator, and when we finally got home…

Stuck in the Elevator

My wife and I got trapped in an elevator. When we finally made it home, we couldn’t wait to tell the story to our kids.

The Kids’ Reaction

We expected some excitement or concern. Instead, they just stared at us and asked, “Soooo… did ya get out?”

The Pact

My wife and I exchanged glances. In that moment, we silently agreed: we might as well start drinking away their college fund!

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