
THE ANSWER IS


THE ANSWER IS

*A sign in a shoe repair store*: “We will heel you, We will save your sole, we will even dye for you!” At an *Eye Clinic* :…
Two elderly couples were having dinner. When one of the men says to the other man of the group, “Hey Stan, tell us about the college course…
Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her: “How do you…
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows…
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give…
For 25 years, my wife had one major complaint about me: “I wish you would put the cap back on the toothpaste!” So, for our anniversary, I…