Last week, I took my grandchildren out to dinner, expecting nothing more than a quiet evening together. Before the food arrived, my six-year-old grandson looked up at…

She Asked for the Impossible. His Reply Was Perfect. An old man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman. The…

Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing gear while his wife stood nearby, watching him. After a…

A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on…

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I…

The salesman handed the bill to the farmer, and the farmer declared, “This is not the price I saw!” The salesman went on to tell the wise…