Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
A blonde goes to a auto parts store and asks for a Seven Ten cap. Everybody look at each other and ask, “What’s a seven ten cap?”…
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from…
Margaret rolled down her window and greeted the young officer with a warm smile. “Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going?” he asked. “Oh, son,…
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light…
There are many things to do when you want to relax but for some people, there is nothing quite like going out and hitting some golf balls….
