Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
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My stepmother abandoned me beside an isolated highway during a heavy rainstorm, thirty-six miles from home, and drove away in her expensive Porsche. “You need to learn…
An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?” said…
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But away from the television cameras, Wendy experienced a remarkable personal transformation that surprised many of her fans. And photographs of the famous TV host enjoying a…