Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2, and that continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50. “Well,”…
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A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”…
There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come…
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident….
Born in 1940 in Switzerland, Jocelyn Perisse—better known to the world as Jocelyn Wildenstein—was never destined to blend quietly into the background of high society. From an…