Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and a little boy, in a whisper, says, ” Hello” Lawyer: “Is your mommy there?” Boy:…
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Margaret rolled down her window and greeted the young officer with a warm smile. “Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going?” he asked. “Oh, son,…
