A farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan.
When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer’s dog bites the officer.
Then she turns around and bites one of the customers.
The loan officer asks the farmer:
I understand why your dog bit me. But why did she bite the customer.
I don’t know…probably to get the bad taste out of her mouth.
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