A 70-year-old man has never been married.
One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.
They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon When they get back, tel frie, howvas him, “Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “
The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -” His friend interrupts him. “A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?’
”Oh,” says the man, “we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday.”
A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and a little boy, in a whisper, says, ” Hello” Lawyer: “Is your mommy there?” Boy:…
Some find them frustrating, while others just can’t get enough – Optical illusions are something that will always leave you perplexed and questioning your eyesight. We all…
A blonde goes to a auto parts store and asks for a Seven Ten cap. Everybody look at each other and ask, “What’s a seven ten cap?”…
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from…
Margaret rolled down her window and greeted the young officer with a warm smile. “Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going?” he asked. “Oh, son,…
