A 70-year-old man has never been married.
One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.
They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon When they get back, tel frie, howvas him, “Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “
The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -” His friend interrupts him. “A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?’
”Oh,” says the man, “we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday.”
The salesman handed the bill to the farmer, and the farmer declared, “This is not the price I saw!” The salesman went on to tell the wise…
A police officer was investigating a collision on a narrow, two-lane road where the drivers had nearly crashed head-on. One of the drivers, an elderly woman, kept…
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