Funny story: 70-year-old widow posts single ad in newspaper


Getting back into the dating world can be strange, and intimidating, especially if it has been a long time since we were last single. But the most important lesson to remember is that it’s important to stay open to others and not judge anyone too quick.

In this funny story I came across online, that’s exactly what a 70-year-old widow had to experience. She was home when suddenly her doorbell rang… but she never expected to see who was on the other side.

Read the full hilarious joke below — and make sure you read until the punchline. Oh, if you appreciated the story, you’re more than welcome to share with others to give them a good laugh too!

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again…

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”

The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked: “Just look at you — you have no legs!”

The old gent smiled: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

“You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled: “Therefore, I can never beat you!”

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Source: Reddit
Why not help cheer a friend up? Share this joke and help give someone a good laugh!

Related Posts

A man was lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to oxygen, recovering from surgery.

A man was lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to oxygen, recovering from surgery.

A man was lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to oxygen, recovering from surgery. A young student nurse came in to give him a partial sponge…

The Doctor’s Diagnosis Was Brutal!

The Doctor’s Diagnosis Was Brutal!

My wife made me a doctor’s appointment because she insisted I’d been talking in my sleep every night. At the appointment, she asked, “So, Doctor… what’s wrong…

Video: The DNA Test Solved the Wrong Mystery

Video: The DNA Test Solved the Wrong Mystery

After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child…

Why He Called Her a Ballerina

Why He Called Her a Ballerina

A large woman wearing a sleeveless summer dress walked into a busy London pub. She confidently raised one arm to get everyone’s attention and called out, “Which…

Hollywood Legend Spotted in a Rare Paparazzi Appearance: Do You Recognize Him?

Hollywood Legend Spotted in a Rare Paparazzi Appearance: Do You Recognize Him?

The Los Angeles sun felt a little softer this past Tuesday, casting a gentle glow over a sidewalk that has surely seen its share of stardom. Yet,…

Video: A man brings his best buddy home for dinner

Video: A man brings his best buddy home for dinner

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens….