Dad Brings Home a Surprise for Dinner
A man brings home a deer he hunted for dinner. He and his wife agree to keep the meal’s secret from the kids.
The Clue Dad Gives
However, Dad decides to drop a hint. “It’s what Mummy calls me,” he says with a grin.
The Kids’ Reaction
Suddenly, the little girl shouts to her brother, “Don’t eat it, it’s an asshole!”
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