A deer for dinner

Dad Brings Home a Surprise for Dinner

A man brings home a deer he hunted for dinner. He and his wife agree to keep the meal’s secret from the kids.

The Clue Dad Gives

However, Dad decides to drop a hint. “It’s what Mummy calls me,” he says with a grin.

The Kids’ Reaction

Suddenly, the little girl shouts to her brother, “Don’t eat it, it’s an asshole!”

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