Garth Brooks Breaks Down Onstage in Oklahoma: “They Wouldn’t Stop Booing”


Garth Brooks managed to Bud Light his entire career. In case you’ve been living under a rock, Bud Light is now a verb that means “to destroy completely.” As in “Garth Brooks sure did Bud Light his career,”

At a recent country festival in Mastitoqua, Oklahoma, Brooks found out that the country community still hasn’t forgiven him for calling them a-holes.

“I’ll never forget,” said former Garth Brooks Fan Club President Joe Barron, “I gave up a lot when I stepped down. I was in charge of a group on Facebook with over 600,000 members. They trusted Garth. When he did what he did, the group emptied out. Now it’s just leftist trolls and a really bad Harry Potter meme.”

The crowd in Mastitaqua sent the same message. Unfortunately for Morgan Wallen, he was the one who had the displeasure of introducing him, something he says he’ll never do again. Can you blame him?

After the incident, Brooks left the stage and went directly to the nearest Target to grab some Bud Light.

“It’s the only thing that keeps me sane anymore,” he told ALLOD Correspondent Tara Newhole, “that and my Nikes. And plain red coffee cups. Gosh dang I love those things.”

Some things just never change. Garth Brooks is one of them. God Bless America.

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