Searching for the best way to improve your mood this weekend? You’ll be in stitches after reading these six jokes! This collection serves as a reminder that laughter is truly the best medicine, especially when it’s this funny, with surprises hidden in every punchline.

With jokes like these, who needs therapy? Each joke in this collection serves a double dose of chaos and absurdity, making it a five-course meal of laughter. Grandmothers are crying over ideal husbands, siblings are making excessive efforts to win Mom’s approval, and a blonde outsmarts a genius so badly that he is still recuperating.

These jokes will make you laugh more than you would at a comedy show. Prepare to chuckle uncontrollably. since they most likely are and are curious as to why you’re crying!

1: When I Went to the Park and Found Granny’s Crying Confession
Ever come across someone whose life seems straight out of a fairy tale, only to realize reality had the last laugh?

One breezy morning, I decided to take a walk through the park. The usual park sights greeted me — families picnicking, kids chasing each other, and joggers sweating through their morning routines. Then I spotted something unusual: a frail old lady, sitting all alone on a bench, weeping quietly into her hands.

“Excuse me, ma’am,” I said cautiously, “are you alright? Is there something I can do for you?”

She looked up at me with watery eyes and said, “Oh, young man, I have the best life anyone could ever ask for.”

This was not the answer I’d expected. Curious, I took a seat next to her. “That sounds wonderful,” I said gently. “What’s making you so upset?”

With a wistful sigh, she began her story. “I’m married to a 22-year-old man who treats me like a queen. Every morning, he brings me breakfast in bed — fresh waffles, syrup, and a latte just the way I like it. He massages my feet afterward to start my day right.”

“Wow,” I said, nodding, “that sounds amazing.”

“Oh, but there’s more,” she continued. “He cooks me a gourmet lunch every afternoon, serenades me with his guitar while I relax in the garden, and spoils me with candlelit dinners. He even writes poetry just for me!”

I was thoroughly impressed. “He plays the guitar for you? How romantic! That sounds like a dream. But why are you crying?”

She sniffled loudly, tears streaming down her cheeks. “Because… I can’t remember where I live!”

I bit my lip to suppress my laughter, but let’s just say it didn’t work. I chuckled so hard that I might’ve needed a tissue myself.

2: Three Sons Compete Over Who Got Their Elderly Mother the Best Birthday Present
Siblings love to show off, especially when it comes to pleasing their parents. But this time, their mother had the last laugh.

Gerard, Howard, and Norman were three successful brothers who wanted to outshine each other with the most impressive gift for their mother’s 90th birthday. They gathered at dinner to boast about their presents.

“I built a sprawling mansion for Mom,” Gerard said with a smug smile. “It’s got ten bedrooms, a library, and even an indoor pool.”

Howard chuckled. “That’s cute. I sent her a Tesla with a personal chauffeur who’s always on call. She’ll never have to drive herself again.”

Norman leaned back in his chair, his smile even bigger. “Amateurs. I sent Mom a brown parrot trained for twelve years by monks. It knows the entire Bible. All she has to do is name a verse, and it will recite it perfectly.”

A week later, their mother sent thank-you notes.

“Gerard,” she wrote, “the house is lovely, but it’s far too big. I only use one room, and I have to clean the entire place!”

“Howard,” she wrote, “the car is beautiful, but I don’t go out much, and the driver has a temper worse than your father’s.”

“Dearest Norman,” she wrote, “you’re the only one who truly understands me. The roast chicken was delicious. But it was pretty small.”

Norman realized his “biblical” bird had become dinner instead of delivering divine inspiration.

3: The 3 a.m. Push Request That Went Sideways

It’s one thing to ask for help, but knocking on someone’s door in the middle of the night is a whole other level of bold.

One freezing night, my husband and I were jolted awake by the loudest pounding on the door. Grumbling, he dragged himself out of bed to see who it was.

When he opened the door, a man stood on our porch, soaking wet and shivering. “Excuse me,” the guy said politely, “can you give me a push?”

My husband scowled. “Are you serious? It’s three in the morning! And it’s freezing out here!”

He slammed the door and stomped back to bed, still muttering.

“Who was it?” I asked sleepily.

“Some guy wanting a push,” he replied, clearly annoyed.

“Did you help him?”

“Help him? No way! It’s pitch dark and pouring rain!”

I gave him a look that could melt ice. “Do you remember when our car broke down last winter? Those kind strangers who pushed us out of that ditch? Don’t you think it’s our turn now?”

With a groan of defeat, he got dressed and stepped outside into the cold as I watched from the window.

“Hey, where are you?” he called out to the guy.

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“Over here,” the voice replied.

“Where exactly?”

“On the swing set!”

The look on his face when he stormed back inside, dripping wet, was priceless.

4: A Recently Single Woman Buys a Flashy New Corvette

When life gives you lemons, some people buy a Corvette.

A newly divorced woman decided it was time to splurge on something that screamed independence. She drove off the lot in a shiny red Corvette and hit the highway, ready to embrace her new chapter.

Feeling the thrill of the open road, she floored it, hitting 90 mph. Then 100. But her joyride came to an abrupt halt when flashing lights appeared in her rearview mirror.

“Maybe I can outrun him,” she thought, pushing the car harder. But common sense prevailed, and she pulled over.

The officer approached, his face a mix of exhaustion and irritation. “Ma’am, I’ve had a long day. If you can give me an excuse for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

She didn’t hesitate. “Last week, my husband ran off with a cop. I thought you were trying to bring him back!”

The officer tried to keep a straight face but eventually burst into laughter. “Alright, ma’am,” he said with a chuckle. “Have a nice day.”

5: The Husband’s “Creative” Way to Handle a Hotel Bill
Some people handle unfair situations with logic. Others handle them with pure genius.

After a long drive, a couple decided to stop at a fancy hotel for some rest. Upon checking out, they were presented with a bill for $350.

“This must be a mistake,” the husband said. “We barely stayed here!”

“No mistake,” the male receptionist said cheerfully. “The fee includes access to our Olympic pool, spa, and conference center.”

“But we didn’t use any of that!”

“Yes, but they were available to you,” he replied with a grin.

The husband scribbled a check for $50 and handed it to him.

“This is only $50,” he said, puzzled.

“That’s right. I’m charging you $300 for sleeping with my wife.”

“But I didn’t!” he protested.

“Well,” the husband said with a shrug, “she was available!”

6: A Harvard Graduate Sits Next to a Young Blonde Lady on a Flight
Never underestimate anyone, especially on a long flight.

A Harvard graduate spotted a blonde woman sitting next to him on a flight and decided to have some fun. “Let’s play a game,” he suggested. “I’ll ask you a question. If you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don’t know, I’ll pay you $500.”

She agreed.

“What’s the exact distance between Earth and Mars?” he asked smugly.

The blonde handed him $5 without a word.

Her turn. “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”

He pondered, searched the internet, and asked everyone around, but he came up empty. Frustrated, he handed her $500.

“So, what’s the answer?” he asked.

She smiled, handed him $5, and said, “I have no idea.”

And there you have it: proof that life’s biggest laughs come from the most unexpected places. Who knew a parrot, a hotel bill, and a swing set could bring us to tears? If you’re grinning ear to ear, you’ve officially joined the “Laugh Till It Hurts” club.

Remember, a day without laughter is like a day without Wi-Fi… unbearable. Now go spread these jokes and be the hero of your next group chat!