A Woman Cheats On Her Husband

A woman cheats on her husband after years of happy marriage

Realizing her mistake, she starts praying to God.

“Lord, I know what I did was wrong, but my marriage is the only thing that gives my life purpose and joy. Please, don’t let my husband find out.”

Suddenly she hears a voice from above:

“Okay my child, it will be, but on one condition: years from now, you will die by drowning.”

The woman hesitates at first but then responds,

“Alright Lord, if it means he’ll never find out, then so be it.”

The next years of her life are happy and wonderful.

She starts a successful business and lives in comfort with her husband, however she continues to cheat on him many times, having forgotten her conversation with God. One day she decides to book herself a vacation on a cruise ship.

A few days into the voyage, a loud BOOM rocks the cruise ship, and it starts to sink.

Suddenly remembering her agreement with God, she is struck with grief and begins frantically praying to God again:

“God, you’re not gonna drown an entire cruise ship full of people because of me, right?”

She hears a familiar voice:

“Are you kidding me? I’ve been working to gather all you cheaters here for years.”

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