Husband decides he’s going to be “the man of the house” but his wife has other..


 

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of fun that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?” The wife replied, “The damn funeral director would be my first guess.”

Related Posts

The Chief’s Retirement Bonus

The Chief’s Retirement Bonus

The Navy realized it had too many officers, so it announced a special early-retirement program. The deal sounded simple: $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight…

Tennis Icon Spotted in the South of France After Big Tournament Exit: Guess Who is She

Tennis Icon Spotted in the South of France After Big Tournament Exit: Guess Who is She

The hiss of the Mediterranean surf carries a specific, grounding velocity on the sun-drenched shores of the South of France, a setting where the loud, hyper-pressurized red…

An old man gets on a crowded bus

An old man gets on a crowded bus

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on…

Three Bikers Picked the Wrong Man

Three Bikers Picked the Wrong Man

Three Bikers Picked the Wrong Man An elderly man was sitting peacefully by himself in a booth at a roadside diner, quietly enjoying his morning breakfast. Suddenly,…

Video: A widowed Jewish lady

Video: A widowed Jewish lady

A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Tel Aviv. She looked up and noticed that a man…

Try These Hacks When Your Key Fob Stops Working

Try These Hacks When Your Key Fob Stops Working

Most of us only think about our car keys when we lose them or they stop working. But what really gets us into trouble is the quiet,…