Three prisoners are on death row and are about to be executed
They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
One man asks for pepperoni pizza, which he is served and then taken away.
The next man requests a filet mignon, which he is served and also taken away.
The last man requests a plate of strawberries.
The guards are surprised and reply: “Strawberries?”
“Yes, strawberries.”
“But they are out of season!”
“I’ll wait…”
Two bosses were talking about how dumb their blond assistants are. The first boss says, “You think your assistant is dumb, watch this.” And the man calls…
When the manager of a men’s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the…
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft…
Chapter 1 — The Girl Who Pulled Him Away My fourteen-year-old stepdaughter suddenly pulled my six-year-old son away from his school bus, causing him to lose his…
For several moments, nobody moved. Outside, black SUVs waited beyond the gates, their engines running beneath the bare sycamore branches. My security team stood along the driveway,…
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came…