Three prisoners are on death row and are about to be executed
They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
One man asks for pepperoni pizza, which he is served and then taken away.
The next man requests a filet mignon, which he is served and also taken away.
The last man requests a plate of strawberries.
The guards are surprised and reply: “Strawberries?”
“Yes, strawberries.”
“But they are out of season!”
“I’ll wait…”
A flight crew was coming in to land at an unfamiliar airport. As they lined up on final approach, the pilot squinted out the window. Pilot: “Does…
There were Two Nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark…
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing, to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she…
A priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep….
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful…
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…