A man brings some flowers home to his wife.
She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them.
Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?”
His wife replies, “For the flowers of course.”
He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?”
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A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in…
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is…
A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff. He treated the nurses like they…
A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch. The dock hand says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you dine here…