A man brings some flowers home to his wife.
She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them.
Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?”
His wife replies, “For the flowers of course.”
He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?”
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first…
A woman marries a man and has 10 children. The man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The next man dies, so the…
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food…
The mother had washed her hair and just put rollers in – but she didn’t have a hair net for them, so instead she used a pair…
There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come…
Back in the ’90s, before influencers and viral videos took over our feeds, Cindy Margolis was the internet superstar. She wasn’t just a name—she was a phenomenon….