A man brings some flowers home to his wife.
She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them.
Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?”
His wife replies, “For the flowers of course.”
He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?”
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