Blonde in store

A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?“

The clerk replies, “That is a thermos. “The blonde then asks, “What does it do?”

The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.“

The blonde says, “Oh! I could use some-thing like that! I’ll take it!

“The next day, as she walks into work with her new thermos she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, “I just got this yesterday, isn’t it wonderful! It’s a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!

“The boss asks, “And what do you have in it? “The blonde replies, “Some coffee and a popsicle.”

Related Posts

A lady comes home from her doctor

A lady comes home from her doctor

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told…

A young man met a beautiful girl

A young man met a beautiful girl

A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that…

A Woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local

A Woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag…

LIFESTYLE A man was brought in to the hospital

LIFESTYLE A man was brought in to the hospital

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in…

Rihanna oiled up on her knees in lingerie with giant hole on booty exposing all

Rihanna oiled up on her knees in lingerie with giant hole on booty exposing all

Rihanna has snapped a new campaign for her lingerie brand Savage X Fenty and for her latest look, she slipped into a microskirt with an open hole…

A lawyer is trying to call his clients.

A lawyer is trying to call his clients.

A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and a little boy, in a whisper, says, ” Hello” Lawyer: “Is your mommy there?” Boy:…