One evening, a husband thought he’d be cheeky and teased his wife, saying,

“Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast—might help shave a few inches off your backside!”

His wife, unimpressed and far from amused, decided she wasn’t going to let that comment slide without a little payback.

The next morning, as the husband reached into his drawer and pulled out a pair of underwear, a puff of powdery dust filled the air. Confused, he shook them out and muttered, “What the heck is this?”

Baffled, he stormed into the bathroom, holding the underwear. “April! Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”

His wife, standing at the sink with a sly grin, turned to him and said,
“Oh, sweetheart, that’s not talcum powder… it’s Miracle-Gro.”