Video: A woman asks her husband at breakfast time

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,

“Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?”

He declines. “Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now.

It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.

“How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?”

He declines. “The Viagra,” he says, “Its really spoiled my need for food.”

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

“Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?”

He declines again. “No,” he says, “it’s got to be the Viagra. I’m still not hungry.”

“Well,” she says, “Would you mind getting off me? I’m bloody starving.”

Related Posts

Video: An old man calls his son

Video: An old man calls his son

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell…

Robert De Niro’s brutal jab at Trump during Cannes speech

Robert De Niro’s brutal jab at Trump during Cannes speech

At the Cannes Film Festival, Robert De Niro grabbed headlines — not just for picking up the honorary Palme d’Or for lifetime achievement, but for throwing some…

Video: A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again

Video: A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming…

Viral Colombian mom of 20 says baby-making a ‘profitable’ business

Viral Colombian mom of 20 says baby-making a ‘profitable’ business

A Colombian mother, who has recently welcomed her 20th child, asserts that she has transformed motherhood into a “profitable” venture This mother, who depends on the generosity…

Video: A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman

Video: A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman

A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said…

Scientists claim their scans have found location for Noah’s Ark

Scientists claim their scans have found location for Noah’s Ark

Every once and a while, a scientist will make a claim that will stop most people in their tracks. Now, an American researcher is claiming to have…