A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.
A woman passing by remarks,
“If you were any sort of a gentleman,
you would lift your hat to a lady.”
He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady,
the hat would lift by itself.”
A woman was gathering firewood along the edge of a river. While cutting a branch from a tree, she dropped her axe into the water, and it…
Four married men chose to go fishing together one day. As they threw their lines into the water, they talked about what they had given up to…
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness, A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too. ”Irish man…
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first…
A woman marries a man and has 10 children. The man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The next man dies, so the…