Daughter’s text to Dad:



Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp.

He proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had a 2 month relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding. Lots of love, Lilly. Dad’s reply: Dad’s reply: My dear Lilly, Like Wow! Really? Cool! Whatever… I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, register for your stuff on Amazon, and pay for it all through Paypal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on Ebay. Lots of love, Dad.

Related Posts

A Very Good Reason…

A Very Good Reason…

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there is…

Video: A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed

Video: A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed

A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond….

The Heartbreaking Last Words of a Pilot Who Let His Kids Fly Before the Crash

The Heartbreaking Last Words of a Pilot Who Let His Kids Fly Before the Crash

Aeroflot Flight 593, traveling from Moscow to Hong Kong, crashed tragically, killing everyone on board. The disaster occurred after relief pilot Yaroslav Vladimirovich Kudrinsky allowed his children,…

A woman weighed 500 kg, lost nearly 400 kg, and left her husband — here’s how she looks after all the changes

A woman weighed 500 kg, lost nearly 400 kg, and left her husband — here’s how she looks after all the changes

Mexican-born Mayra Lizbeth Rosales was previously thought to be among the world’s biggest women. Her weight hit a record-breaking 500 kilos at one point, which is half…

Dad revealed heartbreaking last words before son, 10, was decapitated on ‘world’s tallest waterslide’

Dad revealed heartbreaking last words before son, 10, was decapitated on ‘world’s tallest waterslide’

Caleb Schwab was just 10 when he died on Verrückt, a massive waterslide at Schlitterbahn Waterpark in Kansas City, Kansas. He was decapitated in the horrific accident….

Retail giant pulls children’s t-shirt after it goes viral for ‘atrocious’ message

Retail giant pulls children’s t-shirt after it goes viral for ‘atrocious’ message

A girls’ T-shirt sold by Spanish retail giant El Corte Inglés sparked widespread outrage after shoppers noticed a message many considered deeply inappropriate for children. Keep reading…