A woman visited a doctor’s office for an examination.
A few minutes into the checkup, loud screeching erupted from the room, followed by the woman bolting out as if fleeing for her life.
It took considerable effort, but a nurse eventually managed to calm her down enough to get the story.
The nurse stormed into the doctor’s office, furious, and yelled:
“Doctor, how could you? Mrs. Smith is 82 years old, and you told her she’s pregnant!”
Without looking up from his notes, the doctor replied calmly,
“Does she still have the hiccups?”
