You toss your favorite pair of jeans in the wash, predicting them to come out clean and fresh. But when you pull them from the dryer, you…

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?”…

A defense attorney, famous for being obnoxious and picking apart minor details, was cross-examining a forensic pathologist in court, attempting to dismiss the @utopsy report. The lawyer…

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came…

The Officer Was Ready to Hear an Excuse An old man was driving his Lambo with 100 miles/hour when suddenly he saw the police chasing him. So,…

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him from morning until night. Breakfast was too late. The coffee was too weak. The tractor was too…