Last night, while driving for Uber, I got a call to pick up a woman from over by the fair. About 30 seconds after accepting the ride,…

A wise old farmer went to town to buy a new pickup truck that he saw advertised in the newspaper for a certain price. After telling the…

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there is…

Sometimes, the hardest thing for a high achiever to do isn’t chasing down a baseline winner—it’s standing absolutely still. When  tennis icon Maria Sharapova was spotted welcoming…

A woman was driving down the highway at about 75 miles an hour when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked…

A guy walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older man sitting at a nearby table. He says to the bartender, “A round on me…