Mike: Hey buddy, what’s wrong? Paddy: Just had a big fight with the wife. That woman fights for no frickin’ reason at all. Mike: Why? What happened? Paddy: We were both very excited and were just about to.
Paddy: We were both very excited and were just about to start having s*x. She removed her jeans and then her top, when I asked, “Why are you wearing your sister’s bra?”
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