Mike: Hey buddy, what’s wrong? Paddy: Just had a big fight with the wife. That woman fights for no frickin’ reason at all. Mike: Why? What happened? Paddy: We were both very excited and were just about to.
Paddy: We were both very excited and were just about to start having s*x. She removed her jeans and then her top, when I asked, “Why are you wearing your sister’s bra?”
A blonde goes to a auto parts store and asks for a Seven Ten cap. Everybody look at each other and ask, “What’s a seven ten cap?”…
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from…
Margaret rolled down her window and greeted the young officer with a warm smile. “Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going?” he asked. “Oh, son,…
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light…
There are many things to do when you want to relax but for some people, there is nothing quite like going out and hitting some golf balls….
