Mike: Hey buddy, what’s wrong? Paddy: Just had a big fight with the wife. That woman fights for no frickin’ reason at all. Mike: Why? What happened? Paddy: We were both very excited and were just about to.
Paddy: We were both very excited and were just about to start having s*x. She removed her jeans and then her top, when I asked, “Why are you wearing your sister’s bra?”
When the manager of a men’s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the…
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night…
One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral…
One missing engine cap brought an entire counter to a standstill. A woman needed a replacement for her Buick, but the name she gave left everyone staring…
We had supported each other for years, so when she called frightened and without somewhere to stay, welcoming her felt natural. I made up a room, filled…
🍴 Look at the eight designs and choose your favorite without overthinking. In this lighthearted game, fork 1 represents the caring soul: generous and nurturing, but sometimes…