Mike: Hey buddy, what’s wrong? Paddy: Just had a big fight with the wife. That woman fights for no frickin’ reason at all. Mike: Why? What happened? Paddy: We were both very excited and were just about to.
Paddy: We were both very excited and were just about to start having s*x. She removed her jeans and then her top, when I asked, “Why are you wearing your sister’s bra?”
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A woman marries a man and has 10 children. The man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The next man dies, so the…
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food…
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