A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen.”
“That’s a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family name?” “No,” she replied. “As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men.
Therefore I chose ‘Carmen’” “What’s your name?” she asked. He answered “B. J. Titsengolf.”
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