A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…
… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband.
She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife.
“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”
A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio and speaking to each other about their grandchildren. “I send gifts, greeting cards, and checks to my…
Picture the scene: a dusty Orange County soccer pitch, the typical post-match exhaustion in the air, and suddenly, pure cinematic joy unfolds in real life. Ant Anstead…
Two friends go skydiving. This is the first solo jump for both of them. The plane lifts off, and the instructor gives them their last instructions: “When…
A man orders tomato soup at a restaurant. As soon as the waiter brought the soup, he started yelling at the waiter, asking him to taste the…
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on…
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque…