A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest
as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby.
The man apologizes profusely and says
“if your heart is as soft as your chest, I know you’ll forgive me.”
To which the woman replied
“if your tool is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 318.”
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