Cop on horse says to a little girl on a bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
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From odd angles to perfect timing, these photos reveal just how easily our eyes can be deceived. As you go through them, consider this: If you’re perplexed,…
There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come…