While watching TV with his wife

While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth.
Just as he throws another peanut into the air, the front door opens, causing him to turn his head.

The peanut falls into his ear and gets stuck.
His daughter comes in with her date.

The man explains the situation, and the daughter’s date says,
“I can get the peanut out.”

He tells the father to sit down, shoves two fingers into the father’s nose, and tells him to blow hard.
The father blows, and the peanut flies out of his ear.

After the daughter takes her date to the kitchen for something to eat, the mother turns to the father and says,

“Isn’t he smart? I wonder what he plans to be.”
The father says, “From the smell of his fingers,
I’d say our son-in-law

Related Posts

An old couple took in an 18-year-old girl

An old couple took in an 18-year-old girl

An old couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her…

The pretty secretary came in late for work

The pretty secretary came in late for work

The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, Iknow…

Donna Edmondson’s Legacy: Grace, Intelligence, and the Lasting Power of Timeless Beauty

Donna Edmondson’s Legacy: Grace, Intelligence, and the Lasting Power of Timeless Beauty

Donna Edmondson’s life is a powerful reminder that authenticity, grace, and intellect can leave a deeper mark than any fleeting trend. Born in Greensboro, North Carolina, Donna…

Hilarious Blonde Joke I’ve Not Heard Before

Hilarious Blonde Joke I’ve Not Heard Before

A young blonde landed a job as a physical education teacher for a group of 16-year-olds. As she supervised the students playing soccer on the field, she…

Video: A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest

Video: A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest

A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says “if your heart is…

Ana De Armas: The Radiant Star Redefining Modern Hollywood

Ana De Armas: The Radiant Star Redefining Modern Hollywood

Ana Celia De Armas Caso was born on April 30, 1988, in Santa Cruz del Norte, Cuba, and raised in Havana. From a young age, Ana was…