A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.
A woman passing by remarks,
“If you were any sort of a gentleman,
you would lift your hat to a lady.”
He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady,
the hat would lift by itself.”
At dinner, everything seemed normal until my six-year-old daughter noticed a woman paying a little too much attention to my husband. While we were eating, the woman…
Every week, I volunteered at a care home and spent time with Ruth, an 84-year-old woman with advanced dementia who always called me “Claire” and spoke about…
A female alcoholic walks into a bar that has a sign marked: “For Men Only.” “I’m sorry, ma’am,” says the bartender. “We only serve men in this…
For three months after my wife died giving birth to our twins, her mother barely spoke to me. I assumed she blamed me for agreeing to save…
On Christmas Eve, a wealthy businessman sat alone in a small Pennsylvania diner when he noticed a young mother counting the coins in her hand. She counted…
There are many things to do when you want to relax but for some people, there is nothing quite like going out and hitting some golf balls….