A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks,
Why are you so happy?”
The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman,
I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.”
Oh yeah?” quipped her husband,
What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?”
She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque…
After a lifetime of hard work, Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all her medications. As…
Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few minutes when the elderly…
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Fish goes to the doctor. The doctor says, “Hello, sir. What brings you in today?” The fish replies, “Everything. I hurt my back at work, I have…
A man gets pulled over for speeding. As the officer approaches, the man blurts out, “Officer, can I step out of the car?” The cop nods. Once…