His Secretary Invited Him to Her Apartment for a Milestone Birthday. The Shock Waiting in the Bedroom Was Fatal.
Last week was my birthday, and it started out as the absolute worst day of my life.

My wife completely ignored me when I woke up, failing to utter a single “Happy Birthday.” My parents completely forgot to call, and even my own kids ran out the door to school without saying a word. Feeling utterly depressed, I drove to the office, only to find that my colleagues and managers didn’t remember either. I felt totally invisible and unloved.

But the moment I walked into my private office, my beautiful secretary beamed at me and said, “Happy Birthday, Boss! You didn’t think I’d forget, did you?”

I instantly felt incredibly special. To make things even better, she smiled seductively and asked, “Since everyone else forgot, why don’t I take you out for a long, private lunch at that fancy bistro downtown?”

I eagerly agreed. The lunch was fantastic, the wine was flowing, and the chemistry between us was undeniable. After we finished eating, she leaned across the table, looked deep into my eyes, and whispered, “The day is still young, Boss. Why don’t we head back to my apartment down the street?”

The Grand Finale
My heart was racing as we entered her beautifully lit apartment. She locked the front door behind us, smiled playfully, and unbuttoned her jacket.

“Make yourself completely comfortable on the sofa, handsome,” she purred. “Do you mind if I step into the bedroom for just a quick minute to change into something a bit more comfortable?”

“Take your time,” I replied, my mind absolutely blown by my sudden good luck.

The second the bedroom door clicked shut, I decided to go all out. I kicked off my shoes, ripped off my suit tie, unbuttoned my shirt, and stripped off every single piece of my clothing. I threw myself back onto her leather sofa, posing confidently, completely naked, and ready for the time of my life.

Exactly five minutes later, the bedroom door swung wide open.

Out marched my secretary holding a massive birthday cake with glowing candles, closely followed by my wife, my parents, my children, my boss, and all of my corporate colleagues, everyone loudly screaming:

“SURPRISE!!!”

…And there I was, waiting on the sofa in my abs.l*te birthday suit.