Fancy dress party

A naked man was walking down the street with a woman on his back.

A bloke on the other side of the road asked, “Where are you going?”

The naked man replied, “To a fancy dress party.”

“What as?” asked the bemused gentleman.

“A tortoise”, said the naked man.

“Well, who is the woman on your back?” said the intrigued gentleman.

“Oh, that’s Michelle.”

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