An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

You have been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

“Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.”

The Canadian said, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.”

“Impossible, Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!”

The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained,

“Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to.”

A man decided to tattoo his wife’s name on his pe*nis before going to their honeymoon

When erect it proudly reads Wendy on the side of his shaft, but when soft it only shows Wy.

While on his honeymoon in the Caribbean, he is using the bathroom and notices the guy in the urinal next to him also has a Wy on his pe*nis. He then asks the guy if his wife is named Wendy.

The guy replies in a Jamaican accent, “No man, why do you ask?”

The husband then explains that he noticed the Wy on his pe*nis and shared that he also has Wy and then when erect it says “Wendy”.

The stranger then said, “When I have a hard on it says, Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.”