A man was lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to oxygen, recovering from surgery.

A young student nurse came in to give him a partial sponge bath.

Through the mask, he mumbled, “Nurse… are my testicles black?”

The nurse froze—flustered. “Sir, I’m only assigned to clean your upper body and feet,” she said softly.

But the man insisted again, “Please… can you check? Are my testicles black?”

Worried his anxiety might affect his recovery, she hesitated—but decided to help. Gently, she pulled back the covers, lifted his gown, and carefully examined everything.

After a thorough check, she said kindly, “Sir, everything looks perfectly normal. No signs of anything wrong.”

The man slowly lifted his oxygen mask, gave a weak grin, and said:

“Thanks… but I was just asking—are my test results back?”

A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days
A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff.

He treated the nurses like they were his personal assistants, barking orders and complaining about everything.

None of the hospital staff could stand him. But the head nurse? She was the only one who wasn’t afraid to put him in his place.

One day, she walked into his room with a mission. “I need to take your temperature,” she announced.

He immediately started grumbling and whining for a solid five minutes, but eventually, he crossed his arms, opened his mouth, and gave in.

“No, sorry,” the nurse said, “I can’t use an oral thermometer for this reading.”

More complaints followed, but after a while, he rolled over and exposed his backside with a dramatic sigh.

Once the thermometer was inserted, the nurse smirked. “I need to get something. You stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!”

She left, making sure the door was wide open behind her.

The man fumed in embarrassment as people passed by, laughing.

Twenty minutes later, the doctor came in, looking around with confusion. “What’s going on here?” he asked.

The attorney, red-faced and frustrated, snapped, “What’s the matter, Doc? Never seen someone get their temperature taken?”

The doctor paused, then, with a straight face, said, “Not with a Daffodil.”

The man froze. “A… what?!”

The doctor just shrugged and walked out. The nurse had really outdone herself this time.

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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