The young man says to his date,
“I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?”
The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then searches through her purse, finally dumping the contents on the table between them.
She searches through the pile and finally finds a small spray bottle.
She examines the label and announces, “Here it is… ‘Unforgettable’.”
A large woman wearing a sleeveless summer dress walked into a busy London pub. She confidently raised one arm to get everyone’s attention and called out, “Which…
A married couple wakes up one morning, and while still lying in bed, the wife turns to her husband and says, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work…
Moving into a new place means discovering more than unfamiliar cupboards and awkward light switches. Sometimes, previous owners leave behind objects that resist an easy explanation: an…
An old Italian man goes to church for confession. He starts: “Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. During the war, I hid a young Jewish girl…
Three weeks before my daughter’s wedding, she told me my life was nothing to admire and that I wasn’t welcome at the ceremony. Yet she still expected…
A man and his girlfriend are in the shower when the doorbell rings. The girl is just getting out and says, “I’ll get it. She goes to…