A man orders tomato soup at a restaurant.
As soon as the waiter brought the soup, he started yelling at the waiter, asking him to taste the tomato soup.
The waiter says, “Sorry, sir, we are not allowed to do this. I will bring you another one.”
He still kept yelling at him and asking him to taste the soup.
The waiter was nervous now, so he said to the man, “I’ll call the manager.”
As soon as the manager arrives, he starts yelling at him and asks him to taste the soup.
The manager apologizes and immediately says it’s not in their policy, and he asks the waiter to bring another one.
But the man wouldn’t stop asking the manager to taste the soup.
Finally, the manager gives up and says, “Okay. I’ll taste the soup. Please give me the spoon.”
The man says, “Exactly.”
LOL!
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant
Two old Jewish men, Abe and Sid, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.
Abe asks Sid, “Do you know if any people of our ancestry were born and raised in Mexico?”
Sid replies, “I don’t know, let’s ask our waiter.”
When the waiter arrives, Sid asks, “Are there any Mexican Jews in the restaurant?”
The waiter says, “I don’t know senor, I’ll ask the cooks.”
After a few minutes, he returns from the kitchen and says, “No senor, the cook says no Mexican Jews.”
Sid is not satisfied and asks, “Are you sure?”
The waiter, who realizes that he is dealing with “Gringos” replies, “I will check one more time, senor,” and goes back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Abe says, “I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.”
The waiter returns and says, “Señor, Chief Manuel, says there are no Mexican Jews.”
“Are you sure?” Sid asks again. “I just can’t believe there are no Mexican Jews!”
“Señor, I will ask EVERYONE,” the waiter answers angrily.
“All we have are Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!!
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