Why He Called Her a Ballerina

A large woman wearing a sleeveless summer dress walked into a busy London pub.

She confidently raised one arm to get everyone’s attention and called out,

“Which gentleman is going to buy a lady a drink?”

The pub fell silent.

Most people suddenly became very interested in their own glasses.

Then, from the far end of the bar, a cheerful old fellow who’s clearly had one too many slammed his hand on the counter.

“Buy the ballerina a drink!” he shouted.

The bartender shrugged, poured her a drink, and she happily finished it in one gulp.

A few moments later, she raised her arm again and repeated,

“Come on now… who’s buying this lady another drink?”

Once again…

SLAM!

The same man banged the bar.

“Another drink for the ballerina!”

Curious, the bartender walked over to him.

“I understand you want to buy the lady a drink,” he said.

“But why on earth do you keep calling her a ballerina?”

The old fellow took a slow sip, smiled, and replied,

“Well…”

“Any woman who can lift her leg high enough to shave that armpit…”

“…has to be a ballerina!” 😂

Related Posts

Video: How dumb are they?

Video: How dumb are they?

Two bosses were talking about how dumb their blond assistants are. The first boss says, “You think your assistant is dumb, watch this.” And the man calls…

Video: An ugly suit

Video: An ugly suit

When the manager of a men’s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the…

A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane.

A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane.

Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft…

My 14-Year-Old Stepdaughter Suddenly Pulled My 6-Year-Old Son Back From His School Bus, Leaving Everyone Confused And Concerned. My Husband Believed It Confirmed Years Of Resentment. A Seven-Second Video Seemed To Support His Suspicions—Until A Maintenance Worker Revealed Where He Found A Missing Backpack Strap…

My 14-Year-Old Stepdaughter Suddenly Pulled My 6-Year-Old Son Back From His School Bus, Leaving Everyone Confused And Concerned. My Husband Believed It Confirmed Years Of Resentment. A Seven-Second Video Seemed To Support His Suspicions—Until A Maintenance Worker Revealed Where He Found A Missing Backpack Strap…

Chapter 1 — The Girl Who Pulled Him Away My fourteen-year-old stepdaughter suddenly pulled my six-year-old son away from his school bus, causing him to lose his…

I Returned Home Three Hours Early And Found My Housekeeper Feeding Four Identical Little Boys At The Dining Table Left Untouched Since My Wife’s Passing. When One Child Recognized Me From A Photograph, Eleanor Turned Pale. But The Message My Late Wife Had Written On That Picture Revealed A Secret I Never Imagined…

I Returned Home Three Hours Early And Found My Housekeeper Feeding Four Identical Little Boys At The Dining Table Left Untouched Since My Wife’s Passing. When One Child Recognized Me From A Photograph, Eleanor Turned Pale. But The Message My Late Wife Had Written On That Picture Revealed A Secret I Never Imagined…

For several moments, nobody moved. Outside, black SUVs waited beyond the gates, their engines running beneath the bare sycamore branches. My security team stood along the driveway,…

A woman sat down on a park bench

A woman sat down on a park bench

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came…