A perfectly ordinary guy was enjoying a quiet drink at a neighborhood bar when an absolutely stunning woman walked over, smiled, and asked,
“Want to get out of here?”
The guy nearly fell off his stool.
Nothing like this had ever happened to him before.
Trying to stay cool, he smiled and said,
“Absolutely.”
They got into his car and drove to a quiet scenic spot just outside the city.
After spending some time together, they sat in comfortable silence, enjoying the night.
Finally, the woman turned to him and said,
“Just so you know… I do this professionally.”
“That’ll be $100.”
The guy didn’t complain.
He calmly pulled out his wallet, counted out the cash, and handed it to her.
A minute later, she smiled and said,
“All right… I’m ready to head home now.”
The guy nodded.
“No problem.”
Then he held out his hand.
“That’ll be $150.”
She blinked.
“$150? For what?”
He grinned.
“For the round trip.”
“I’m a taxi driver.”
For the first time that night…
She was the one left speechless.