She Thought They Were Examining Her…

In the hospital, a pretty young woman waits on her gurney in the hallway to be taken to the operating room. She is somewhat nervous, especially as time passes and nothing happens.

A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts the cloth covering her, and looks at her n@ked b0dy. Then he covers her again, goes to some other men in white coats, and discusses something with them.

Shortly afterwards, a second man in a white coat arrives, also lifts the cloth, looks at it thoroughly – and leaves again.

When a third man in a white coat finally appears, lifts the cloth and examines her closely, the young woman loses her patience:

“All these tests are all well and good… but when are you finally going to operate on me?”

The man in the white coat shrugs:

“No idea… we’re just painting the hallway here!”

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