A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.

One day he sees a beautiful woman in a swimsuit come ashore.

She says to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you had a drink?”

He replies “Ten years” and with that she reveals a bottle of whiskey from within her swimsuit, which the man starts drinking from.

She then asks, “Tell me, how long has it been since you smoked a cigar?”

He replies “Again, 10 years” and with that she pulls out a cigar and lighter from within her swimsuit and he starts smoking.

She then seductively unzips her swimsuit and says, “Now tell me….how long has it been since you’ve had some real fun?”

“My god” he replies. “Don’t tell me you’ve got a playstation in there!”

A Blonde Bought A New Car.

A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from someplace far off, to meet this friend.

She reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, she decided to return and called up her mother to expect her in the evening.

But she didn’t come home that evening or the next day.

When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened?