Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park.

They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile.

Soon they overhear voices coming from a secluded spot nearby.

Suddenly, Mrs. Murphy realizes that a young man is about to propose.

Not wanting to be eavesdropping during such an intimate moment, she gently nudges her husband and whispers, “Whistle, to let that young couple know that someone can hear them.”

To which Murphy replies, “Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me!”

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A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park.

The brunette asks: “Hey can you see that forest over there?”

The blonde looks that way and answers: “I can’t, the trees are covering the view.”

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.

First Blonde: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!”
Second Blonde: “Well you better hurry up. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!”

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Son: Mommy, why are all the cars beeping their horns?

Mother: Because there’s a wedding going on.

Son: But isn’t the horn a warning signal, Mommy?

Mother: Exactly, son.

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“I’ll never find the right guy,”

I heard the young guest at the wedding shower sigh.

“Don’t give up,” urged an older woman. “Every pot has a lid.”

“Or,” a cynical voice behind her offered, “you could just be a skillet.”