One evening, I struck up a conversation with a beautiful woman at a bar.
Trying my luck, I smiled and asked,
“Can I buy you a drink?”
She gave me a suspicious look.
“Do you have a girlfriend? Guys like you always have a girlfriend.”
I sighed dramatically.
“Not anymore. We broke up a little over a month ago.”
Her expression softened.
“Oh… I’m sorry to hear that.”
Then she smiled.
“In that case… I’ll have a glass of white wine.”
One drink turned into two…
Two turned into several.
Before long, they were laughing, flirting, and eventually ended up back at her place.
Later, as I was getting dressed to leave, she looked at me curiously and said,
“You’re handsome, charming, and you’ve been a perfect gentleman.”
She tilted her head and asked,
“So… why on earth did your girlfriend break up with you?”
I smiled and replied,
“She didn’t.”
Then I added,
“My wife found out.” 😂
