A married couple are attending a high school reunion.

We can never get tired of some good jokes.

The ones beIow will certainly put a smile on your face.

A married couple are attending a high school reunion. There is a gorgeous drunken Iady over the bar swinging one glass of drink after another and the man can’t stop staring at her.

“Do you know that woman?” the wife asked. Yes, the husband replied. “That’s my ex-girlfriend. She started drinking right after we broke up and hasn’t been sober since.”

“Good Iord,” the wife replied. “Who knew it was possible to celebrate for that long?”

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Why did the bee enroll in a Ianguage class? Because it wanted to learn the buzz words and have more meaningful hive conversations!

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