Old man orders a single hamburger


He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering…
There is something about old people that make us think about life and the things we are to achieve until we reach that ‘old’ age. For one, elderly people are wise and full of knowledge, and secondly, they are often hilarious, so it’s not surprising there are plenty of jokes about them.

This one is about to make your day.

An elderly couple entered a restaurant and ordered a single meal which consisted of a hamburger, french fries, and a single drink.

When the meal arrived, the man cut the hamburger in half and placed one part of it in front of his wife. He then did the same with the french fries and placed the drink in between. They both took sips one by one.

While the man had his piece of the hamburger, his wife was just sitting there watching him eat.

A man who noticed them decided to approach them and offered to buy them another meal, but the elderly man said, “No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.”

As he continued eating, his wife was patiently waiting and was taking sips every now and then.

The man who was at the restaurant approached them once again and offered to at least buy them another drink.

The elderly man refused once again saying that he and his wife share everything.

Finally, when the husband finished eating and wiped his mouth, the man who was observing them approached them for the third time because he couldn’t help but learn why the woman was waiting for her husband to eat.

He got closer and asked her: “What is that you are waiting for?”

The wife replied, “The TEETH.”

If this joke made you laugh, please SHARE it with your family and friends on Facebook.

Related Posts

Only 1% Can Find the Fish!

Only 1% Can Find the Fish!

Welcome to a fun and exciting visual puzzle challenge today. Are you ready to test your brain and give your eyes a quick workout? Puzzles like this…

Where is the rake?

Where is the rake?

A man was working in the garden, and his wife was about to take a shower. He realized that he couldn’t find the rake and yelled up…

World’s Oldest Person Celebrates 117 Years of a ‘Nonconfrontational’ Approach to Life

World’s Oldest Person Celebrates 117 Years of a ‘Nonconfrontational’ Approach to Life

The world’s oldest person as acknowledged by the Guinness World Records turned 117 last Friday Ethel Caterham was born in the United Kingdom on August 21st, 1909,…

Famous Model Looks Completely Different in This  Beach Throwback!: Can You Recognize the Couple?

Famous Model Looks Completely Different in This  Beach Throwback!: Can You Recognize the Couple?

There is something deeply refreshing about seeing someone whose life is usually measured in flashbulbs step into a space of pure simplicity. Dressed in a rich burgundy…

The Second Funeral

The Second Funeral

A funeral service was being held for a woman who had recently passed away. The church was full of relatives, old friends and neighbors who had come…

The ,000 Tap

The $1,000 Tap

A billionaire was cruising down the highway in his brand-new Ferrari when, without warning, the engine suddenly died. He tried everything he could think of. He checked…