Old man orders a single hamburger

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering…
There is something about old people that make us think about life and the things we are to achieve until we reach that ‘old’ age. For one, elderly people are wise and full of knowledge, and secondly, they are often hilarious, so it’s not surprising there are plenty of jokes about them.

This one is about to make your day.

An elderly couple entered a restaurant and ordered a single meal which consisted of a hamburger, french fries, and a single drink.

When the meal arrived, the man cut the hamburger in half and placed one part of it in front of his wife. He then did the same with the french fries and placed the drink in between. They both took sips one by one.

While the man had his piece of the hamburger, his wife was just sitting there watching him eat.

A man who noticed them decided to approach them and offered to buy them another meal, but the elderly man said, “No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.”

As he continued eating, his wife was patiently waiting and was taking sips every now and then.

The man who was at the restaurant approached them once again and offered to at least buy them another drink.

The elderly man refused once again saying that he and his wife share everything.

Finally, when the husband finished eating and wiped his mouth, the man who was observing them approached them for the third time because he couldn’t help but learn why the woman was waiting for her husband to eat.

He got closer and asked her: “What is that you are waiting for?”

The wife replied, “The TEETH.”

If this joke made you laugh, please SHARE it with your family and friends on Facebook.

Related Posts

Is toilet paper coming to an end? It may soon take the place of our regular rolls.

Is toilet paper coming to an end? It may soon take the place of our regular rolls.

Toilet paper, an essential item worldwide, faces growing concerns about its environmental and health impact. The production process involves deforestation, high water usage, bleaching, and energy consumption,…

My Ex Chose His New Family Over Our Daughter — I Made Him Face a Consequence He Didn’t See Coming

My Ex Chose His New Family Over Our Daughter — I Made Him Face a Consequence He Didn’t See Coming

Life frequently puts us in difficult situations that challenge our patience, perseverance, and sense of fairness. Co-parenting, in particular, necessitates a delicate balance, with both parents equally…

Little girl who looked 8 months’ pregnant because of deadly disease is saved thanks to dad’s kidney donation

Little girl who looked 8 months’ pregnant because of deadly disease is saved thanks to dad’s kidney donation

We are so happy that something could be done. Bless her and her dad too! Every parents’ biggest wish is for their children to be healthy and…

LeAnn Rimes Gives Haunting Tribute To Patsy Cline And We Are Covered In Goosebumps

LeAnn Rimes Gives Haunting Tribute To Patsy Cline And We Are Covered In Goosebumps

When it comes to country music, it would really be difficult not to consider that genre without thinking about Patsy Cline. She was a music legend, and…

She Was The M0ST REMEMBERED TaIk SH0W Guest, CR0WD CouIdn’t L00k Away

She Was The M0ST REMEMBERED TaIk SH0W Guest, CR0WD CouIdn’t L00k Away

Talk shows have seen their fair share of unforgettable guests, but one appearance left an audience completely mesmerized. From the moment she walked onto the stage, there…

Indecent Exposure

Indecent Exposure

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware…