The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give…
For 25 years, my wife had one major complaint about me: “I wish you would put the cap back on the toothpaste!” So, for our anniversary, I…
Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a v*rgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous….
There once was a very protective farmer who had three beautiful daughters. One Friday night, all three girls were going out on their very first dates. Naturally,…
A priest is driving on the highway when he’s pulled over for speeding. A priest was driving down a country highway one sunny afternoon when a police…
Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That…