The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio and speaking to each other about their grandchildren. “I send gifts, greeting cards, and checks to my…
Picture the scene: a dusty Orange County soccer pitch, the typical post-match exhaustion in the air, and suddenly, pure cinematic joy unfolds in real life. Ant Anstead…
Two friends go skydiving. This is the first solo jump for both of them. The plane lifts off, and the instructor gives them their last instructions: “When…
A man orders tomato soup at a restaurant. As soon as the waiter brought the soup, he started yelling at the waiter, asking him to taste the…
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on…
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque…