The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
A blonde was driving down an old country road when she spotted a blonde rowing a boat in a in a wheat field. She pulled over to…
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After her death, a woman arrived at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter said, “You must answer one question before you can enter.” The woman asked, “What…
An elderly couple was going to bed! The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how, when we were…