The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”…
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his…
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a…
The human mind is an extremely complex system that processes an enormous amount of sensory information every single day. Even though we are constantly surrounded by stimuli,…
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother’s superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well,…
