The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The…
A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, “How is that even possible?” Husband replied, “Well,…
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…
I’ve translated a popular Russian joke to English, wanna hear your reaction A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see…
So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she…