The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
“Money’s too tight for your gifts,” my daughter-in-law texted. Two days afterward, I discovered she’d purchased a Surface Pro, an iPad, and headphones for her mother. I…
A 70-year-old widow placed a newspaper ad seeking a husband her age who wouldn’t hit her, wouldn’t chase other women, and still had confidence in the bedroom….
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When the manager of a men’s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the…
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night…
One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral…