The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
“Unbelievable!” thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is,…
They Said a Daughter Wasn’t Enough. They Never Expected Me to Fight Back. Three weeks after my baby shower, I gave birth to a beautiful little girl….
A man was lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to oxygen, recovering from surgery. A young student nurse came in to give him a partial sponge…
My wife made me a doctor’s appointment because she insisted I’d been talking in my sleep every night. At the appointment, she asked, “So, Doctor… what’s wrong…
After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child…
A large woman wearing a sleeveless summer dress walked into a busy London pub. She confidently raised one arm to get everyone’s attention and called out, “Which…