The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
A blonde woman wants to prove she is smart, so she goes down to the local police station and says that she wants to become a detective….
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully…
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in…
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is…
A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff. He treated the nurses like they…
A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch. The dock hand says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you dine here…