The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
During a sermon a pastor announced, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left. “ All the men in the church moved to…
A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he…
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Little Johnny’s Answer A nun was teaching Sunday school one morning when she asked her class, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your…
Marty arrives home from work, and as soon as he sets foot in the house, Sadie is on to him, telling him that their friend Marvin has…