The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. “Be careful! CAREFUL! Put…
An old lady used to cross the US-Mexico border every day using a motorcycle… The guards, especially officer Johnson, knew she was sm*ggl*ng something. But, no matter…
A man was taking a peaceful walk along a river when he noticed something unusual in the water. A blonde woman was standing waist-deep in the river,…
A man at work calls home and his 8-year-old daughter picks up the phone: “Hi honey, this is daddy. Is Mommy near the phone? “No Daddy she…
A five-year-old girl was visiting her grandma one afternoon while Grandma dusted the furniture. The little girl played with her dolls for a while before suddenly looking…
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could…