The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
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Donald Trump, Elon Musk and JD Vance were on a private jet together JD Vance says, “If | throw a $1,000 bill out of the window, it…
A thief steals $100, then makes the shop owner hand over even more. He returns the stolen bill to buy $70 in goods and pockets $30 in…
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A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the…
“Money’s too tight for your gifts,” my daughter-in-law texted. Two days afterward, I discovered she’d purchased a Surface Pro, an iPad, and headphones for her mother. I…