The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff. He treated the nurses like they…
A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch. The dock hand says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you dine here…
If you regularly eat chicken, you may have noticed that some pieces appear pale or slightly pink, while others have a deeper yellow tone. This difference often…
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”…
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his…
