The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
An elderly couple was going to bed! The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how, when we were…
A priest is driving on the highway when he’s pulled over for speeding. The police officer smells alc0hol on his breath and spots an empty wine bottle…
Last week, I took my grandchildren out to dinner, expecting nothing more than a quiet evening together. Before the food arrived, my six-year-old grandson looked up at…
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Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing gear while his wife stood nearby, watching him. After a…
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on…