The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
Marty arrives home from work, and as soon as he sets foot in the house, Sadie is on to him, telling him that their friend Marvin has…
A woman went shopping one afternoon with her husband. As they walked past a store window, she suddenly stopped and stared at a beautiful pair of boots…
There is a captivating energy surrounding reality television stars who effortlessly command attention both on screen and in public. Self-described “plastic surgery queen” and former Botched participant…
Four retired old men are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and saw a sign for Oldtimer’s Bar – all drinks 10 cents!…
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…
An old farmer was hauling a load of manure An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. “You…