The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
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A car full of Irish nuns sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up along side of them. “Hey,…
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A guy goes to the same diner every day, looks over the menu, and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs. Every day, the same thing:…
A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are…
A man walks into the front door of a bar, he is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with…