The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
An old farmer was hauling a load of manure An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. “You…
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A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled down her window and gave the young officer a sweet smile. “Ma’am, do…
A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana WorkForce Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out…
Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile. Soon they overhear voices coming from…