The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
An elderly couple walked into a Mercedes dealership one afternoon, dressed neatly and carrying themselves with quiet confidence. For nearly an hour, they admired a beautiful luxury…
At 6:30 a.m., my daughter-in-law charged downstairs, yelling, “WHY DID YOU PUT MY BOXES ON THE PORCH?” My son ordered, “Mom, apologize right now!” Instead, I set…
We’ve all had those moments where the sheer noise of daily life gets a little too loud, and the urge to completely disappear into a sun-soaked paradise…
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,…
An elderly woman arrived at the airport carrying a small black poodle in a pet carrier. At the ticket counter she said softly, “Young man, I’m flying…
A woman was waiting to board a crowded bus when she realized her pencil skirt was so tight she couldn’t lift her leg high enough to reach…