The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!”…
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, while they’re just laying…
A guy comes home late one night, and his wife is waiting for him at the door, arms crossed. “Where the hell have you been?” she demands….
Imagine walking into what you think will be a routine prenatal appointment. You expect to hear a single heartbeat and perhaps receive a quick ultrasound photo to…
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear,…
A pretty lady walked into a pet store and started chatting with the owner. She said, “I’d love a pet that matches my personality—fun, charming, and a…