The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!”…
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. ” i found…
Megan Denise Fox was born on May 16, 1986, in Oak Ridge, Tennessee, and raised in the quiet town of Rockwood. Even as a child, she had…
My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t know”…
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…
Four married men chose to go fishing together one day. As they threw their lines into the water, they talked about what they had given up to…