The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
He Finally Told Her His Name… Big Mistake! A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the…
The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”…
A Texan was having a drink in an Arizona bar when his phone rang. He listened for a moment, grinned ear to ear, and shouted, “Drinks for…
They Went Back to the Fence for Old Times’ Sake… The old man leans over to his wife and says: “Do you remember our first time, over…
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…
The vessel is the Helios 11, a 36-foot (11-meter) experimental electric yacht designed and built in a shed by Finnish inventor Lukas Sjöman. It successfully traveled over…