The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
A large woman wearing a sleeveless summer dress walked into a busy London pub. She confidently raised one arm to get everyone’s attention and called out, “Which…
John, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:00 a.m. by his ringing telephone. Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,”…
At first glance, this woman looked like someone who had always been known for her long hair. For years, it had been a part of her identity,…
Two blondes are in heaven. One asks the other, “How did you die? “ “I froze to death, ” says the second. “That’s awful, “says the first…
A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio and speaking to each other about their grandchildren. “I send gifts, greeting cards, and checks to my…
Picture the scene: a dusty Orange County soccer pitch, the typical post-match exhaustion in the air, and suddenly, pure cinematic joy unfolds in real life. Ant Anstead…