The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
Margaret rolled down her window and greeted the young officer with a warm smile. “Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going?” he asked. “Oh, son,…
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light…
There are many things to do when you want to relax but for some people, there is nothing quite like going out and hitting some golf balls….
A picture is worth a thousand words. But if that photo makes you do a double take and scratch your head, many of those words might be…
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring,…
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food…