The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.
The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. ”Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? “I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. “My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says….
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollered out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse! ”Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’ wrong…
Johnny,” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a shit, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh,” says the teacher, “and what…
There is a vibrant, sun-drenched allure to Miami’s coastline, where culinary icons and Hollywood royalty alike gather to take a well-deserved respite from their bustling professional schedules….
A perfectly ordinary guy was enjoying a quiet drink at a neighborhood bar when an absolutely stunning woman walked over, smiled, and asked, “Want to get out…
A guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a…