A Teacher


A teacher saw a little boy at the back of the class moving uncomfortably, scratching himself, and not focusing.

She went back to see what was happening. He felt shy and quietly said he had just got circumcised, and it was making him itchy.

The teacher said to go to the principal’s office. He should call his mom and ask what to do about the situation.

He followed the teacher’s advice, came back to class, and then there was noise at the back of the room.

She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

“I told you to call your Mom,” she shouted. “I did,” he replied, “and she said if I could stick it out until noon, she’d come to pick me up from school.”

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