{"id":10929,"date":"2024-05-16T15:23:14","date_gmt":"2024-05-16T15:23:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=10929"},"modified":"2024-05-16T15:23:14","modified_gmt":"2024-05-16T15:23:14","slug":"a-man-hates-his-wifes-cat-and-decides-to-get-rid-of-it-once-and-for-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=10929","title":{"rendered":"A Man Hates His Wife\u2019s Cat And Decides To Get Rid Of It Once And For All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_1147-240x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10930\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_1147-240x300.png 240w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_1147-819x1024.png 819w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_1147-768x960.png 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_1147.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><br \/>\nA man hates his wife\u2019s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all.<\/p>\n<p>He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there.<br \/>\nThe cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, he decides to drop the cat forty blocks away, but the same thing happens.<br \/>\nHe keeps on increasing the number of blocks, but the cat still manages to come home before him.<br \/>\nAt last he decides to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again, and another right and so on until he reaches what he thinks is a perfect spot and drops the cat there.<\/p>\n<p>Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asks her, \u201cJen, is the cat there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, why do you ask?\u201d answers the wife.<br \/>\nFrustrated, the man says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPut that devil cat on the phone. I\u2019m lost and I need directions!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man hates his wife\u2019s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all. He drives twenty blocks away from home&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10930,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10929"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10931,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10929\/revisions\/10931"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}