{"id":11126,"date":"2024-05-19T23:01:59","date_gmt":"2024-05-19T23:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=11126"},"modified":"2024-05-19T23:01:59","modified_gmt":"2024-05-19T23:01:59","slug":"they-are-waiting-at-the-bus-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=11126","title":{"rendered":"They are waiting at the bus stop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/AFT-19-300x158.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"158\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11127\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/AFT-19-300x158.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/AFT-19.png 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nA husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes.<\/p>\n<p>When the bus arrives. They find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.<\/p>\n<p>So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?<\/p>\n<p>That ticking sound is driving me crazy.\u201d The blind man replies, \u201cIf you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we\u2019d be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11127,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11126"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11128,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11126\/revisions\/11128"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}